For some odd reason I found myself typing ‘douchebag’ into google. Probably to see if I could find anyone talking about how cool I am. I soon landed upon a website of sheer comedic social commentary genius.

Ever go to a bar or some random party and see your average Laguna Beach saturated barbie girl being nor cal’d to death by every strap on sporting Famous Stars and Straps, diamond earrings and a popped collar? As if these women were buckets of chum floating around in shark filled waters, the guy that runs this site is the Jacques Cousteau of doucheanic studies.

Behold the blog site that is Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Pinky

Certain club choads have such intense powers of dark douchebaggery, they can mutate hotties into sponanteous douchebaguettes with merely a touch of their greasy paws.

From stage-1 innocent to stage-4 Bleeth in under 60 seconds. It’s like an Infiniti G37 test drive. If instead of a luxury car, you were test driving a shopping cart filled with aardvark spittle.

Witness Pinky. Pinky’s double collar pop and 85 degree pink hat tilt is a swirling cyclone of ‘bag. A typhoon of earthquake rattling wank.

Pity the once sweet cutie, nearly passing out from stage-4 Douche Virus overload.

She cannot come back from the dark side of Yang-scrote. The power of Pinky compels her. And no douchesorcism can cure that fetid jungle swamp mulch.

Gotta love them fucked up old kids who can keep a blogging job for over a month.

And totally peed on that shit.

Perhaps she may find it worth while to squander all her money on blow, remove her breast implants and spend some time in a Mexican library.

Who else has a slight hunch that night vision Tila Tequila porn may be surfacing on the web any second now?

Being privy to hyper-sensitive news is usually a good thing in this journalism racket. That is, until you hear that a revered Atlanta Falcons quarterback whose name rhymes with “dick” has been peddling a national dog fighting organization and consistently murdering under-performing canines by means of electrocution, drowning, shooting, and other means not right with the Lord. Full story is here.