Madonna has an estimated fortune of 600 million so she’s looking for the best divorce lawyer on earth. She recently contacted Fiona Shackleton, used by Sir Paul McCartney in his case against that bitch Heather Mills. The 49-year-old pop star and international icon is getting legal advice about divorcing Guy Ritchie, her husband of seven years. She has been sighted without her wedding ring as well. Guess the tabloid rumors were true after all.

Shackleton is supposed to be the best celebrity lawyer one can find and after the McCartney trial she was so successful, Heather Mills got pissed and poured a jug of water over her head.

There is said to be no pre-nuptial agreement so the starting point would be to split everything 50-50. Ritchie is movin’ on up!

Heather Locklear is going through some major hardships in her life right now. Locklear recently entered rehab treatment due to her severe anxiety and depression. The 46-year-old actress divorced from rockstar husband Richie Sambora in 2006. Since the traumatic divorce process, Locklear has been battling deep depression. Sambora is a tool anyways. Earlier this year, in March, a friend feared for her life and called 911 because they thought Locklear was going to commit suicide. Keep ya head up! & damn she looks good for 46.

Man, I’m actually feeling sorry for Hulk Hogan. First, his wife leaves him (crazy bitch). Then his son, dickhead of the year Nick Hogan wraps his car around a tree, leaving his friend in a vegitative state. Well, now it’s back to wifey again, as Linda is threatening jail time on the former wrestler until he makes court ordered payments on her overpriced, $4.2 million condo in Las Vegas.

To top it off, Linda is now toting around a new accessory, a 19 year old boy toy. Brooke Hogan, on her blog, announced how disturbed she was by the whole ordeal. To me, she seems like a really sweet girl who gets used by her family to achieve notoriety.

From a website I frequent a ton, Gaywire.com:

Things have gotten ugly between Hulk Hogan and his estranged wife Linda Bollea. Now she’s talking jail time for the Hulk over not making payments on their $4.2 million condo in Las Vegas…

Now, Linda Bollea has asked a Florida judge to put Hulk behind bars until he makes the court ordered payments on their condo.

To add insult to injury, Linda—now dubbed ‘Cougar’ by the media—has been parading around town with her new 19-year-old beau… a man daughter Brooke Hogan says was a year behind her in school.

“I’m totally freaked out,” 20-year-old Brooke Hogan said in blog on her web site. “I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”

“You know, I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families,” Brooke Hogan continued. “It’s crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.”

In a move that strangely mirrors his character in Lost In Translation, Bill Murray’s wife has filed for divorce, claiming that his "travels overseas where he engages in public and private altercations and sexual liaisons," physical abuse, and addiction to booze and weed has destroyed their marriage. 

From MSN:

Jennifer Butler Murray filed divorce papers May 12 in Charleston County. She owns a home on Sullivans Island, S.C., where she lives with the couple’s four children.

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The couple signed a prenuptial agreement, which was filed as an exhibit with the divorce papers, before they married in 1997. As part of the agreement, both waived their right to alimony or support if the marriage broke up. However, Murray agreed to pay $7 million to his ex-wife within 60 days of a final divorce decree.

Seven million dollars? CHA-CHING! Now, like most people I think Bill Murray is a god, and while his marijuana and alcohol use gives him a few extra cool points, hitting his wife is CRED LOSS.

Unless she deserved it. For more information on Domestic Violence, please consult this site.

Actress (kinda) Tricia Walsh-Smith lost her marbles and decided that the best way to divorce her baller husband was to post a youtube video explaining what a dick he was.

Some prominent New York divorce lawyers couldn’t think of another case where a spouse — in this instance, the wife of a major Broadway theater operator — had taken to YouTube to spill the secrets of a marriage in an apparent effort to gain leverage and humiliate the other side.

Did I mention she is absolutely insane?.

Heather Mills gets a lot of flack. It’s probably warranted. In her bitter divorce battle with ex-husband/Beatle Paul McCartney, Mills was awarded $48.6 million, which equates to over $12 million per year of marriage. That wasn’t enough for her, though, so the two are slogging it out in court.

Things are getting so bad, that Mills admits she dumped a jug of water over the head of McCartney’s lawyer, Fiona Shackleton.

“Mrs. Shackleton said something under her breath so I cleansed and baptized her,” Mills said. “I thought she looked fantastic — I thought it did her the world of good.”

It’s hard to feel sympathetic for such a creature, but did anyone ever stop to think that maybe living with McCartney wasn’t all it was cracked up to be? Maybe the guy’s a tool. Mills tried to say something nice, though, extending an olive branch of sorts to McCartney’s future love interests.

“Well I think he’s got three different girlfriends so I wish all the girls the best of luck,” she said.

Okay…maybe she is a bitch.