While doing research for my last post (and, for the record, typing “jail rape” into a Google Image search counts as research here at Synthesis blog…hey, I just set precedent!!!), I happened to stumble on the best Web site on the internet.

MS Paint Porn (www.mspaintporn.net/) is just as its name implies: crudely rendered pornographic scenes drawn in MS Paint. Its categories run the expected (hardcore, softcore, oral, etc) to the more extreme (BSDM, anal, incest, etc.) to the TOTALLY AWESOME (Robot, Alien, Metaphysical, Pirate, etc.).

I know what I’ll be doing the rest of the day:Masturbating until I cum dust. More rad pics after the jump: (more…)

I’m giving 2008 to the dinosaurs. I was sitting on the couch the other day, Googling, watching TV, and eating delicious Dino Nuggets:

…when I noticed a commercial for this awesome dinosaur show: Walking With Dinosaurs.

“SIIIICK!” I exclaimed. Who doesn’t love dinosaurs? I started Googling and found this totally awesome gadget from the fine people at Pleo:

Coolest robot ever. Synthesis is on a waiting list to review it. Stay tuned.