With great pride and the promise of blood letting to come, Synthesis is happy to announce that we have 666 pages of Award Winning* blogs.

To commemorate this auspicious occasion we present to you our correspondent Grant Noblin’s review of Desaster’s new album, "666: Satan’s Soldiers Syndicate" on Metalblade Records.

*exaggeration

The make a man an offender in his cause and lay a snare, you know they try to trip a nigga up like me. You know, ‘cuz I ain’t following whiteys rule!
You know… Speak to me…

Are you laughing bee-yotch? Ha, you find it funny? You find it funny? Huh? So, wait,
you ain’t hear me, huh? I’ll say it again. I come in the name of Jesus, repeat after me bitch! I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit. God almighty, you know, ruler of Heaven and Earth and every God damn thing in between! You understand me now?

Speak to me! State your name, first and last name. Talk to me! Correct God… Correct God… Ain’t none of y’all correct me by my word. I’ll give you some scriptures…
Revelations, Chapter 16… 5 and 7
Revelations, 15:4
Ezekiel, Chapter 5… Verse 15

Caller, caller you on the line! Charles! Yeah. Say what? Mother fucker I ain’t looking for you! You probably looking for a cult member mother fucking check Heaven’s Gate… travel the hell up out of here! What do you know about the Lord? What ‘chu know about the Lord? What you know about the Lord. Now tell me… I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit. Let’s stay focused! You wanna see the flesh ‘cuz you see flesh and shit and you know whitey always told you, “A man can’t be God!” Huh, what you calling me for? I told you what I’m about. It’s about getting the lawyers training ‘em up in the word with these scriptures and we going to help the poor and the fatherless that can’t afford… That cant afford them lonely-lee-dollaz! The dollaz, you see! They can’t afford justice… I know you all into justice! Just like white supremacists, huh? White supremacists! But together so your ass hanging from the noose, black man!

Next caller… John! John, go ahead… ‘Eh, wuz ‘hattnin? Say what? Say what? You trust in the devil, huh? Well, if God’s in the devil, by the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit… then mother fucker you fucked up, huh? You fucked up! You know your ass is doomed! What you got to speak? If you don’t know shit I’m speaking on this whole topic I’m bringing up… then shut your god damn ass up! Haha, damn… You trust in hell mother fucker and you’re already in hell! Just like I trust in heaven and I’m already there mother fucker! You the one going… you believe in death huh God damn murderer! You ? blessings brother but when I find them I’m gonna get those mother fuckers! They be the ones always laying laws talkin’ large? In front of fuckin’ boards/boys? Fuck that! I got that glock locked back…

Given you all what you hoping for. You ain’t hoping in the Lord… You hoping in vain, material, superficial shit. That’s why you cant see me, house niggaz!
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