Neon green puppy? I WANT. The news story is in the time honored style of “wacky local oddball news!!!OMG, stay tuned for our sponsors,” but the second part about the tuba player tripping the naughty child is well worth a minute of viewing.

WHAM. Gotcha, smartass.

Yeah, odds are the boxer puppy’s owners just dyed him green to get some attention, but that does not take away from the CUTENESS FACTOR-OMG-PUPPIES!!!!>>>>>>

Super rad independent label Merge Records, home to such stellar outfits as Spoon, Portastatic and M. Ward, will be celebrating Record Store Day (Saturday, April 19th) by doling out free 7-inch vinyl records at participating independent establishments. The album will consist of unreleased tracks from Destroyer and Wye Oak.

If there are any independent record stores left in your city, do yourself a solid and support them.

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