19 Jul

Today it was brought to my attention that The Warriors, presumably named after the totally rad movie (Baseball Furies, anyone?), may have just about the most wicked album art ever made.
1. Zombie dude.
2. Zombie dude is playing air guitar.
3. A Demon Wolf is coming out of Zombie dude’s belly.
4. Little red Demon Nymphs are coming out of the Wolf’s mouth.
5. Said Demon Nymphs are fighting each other.
The music? Well, it’s on Victory Records so it’s fronted by some guy who’s growl-screaming about some super emotional personal issues (or something), and the guitars are down-tuned, heavy and chugging away, and the rhythm section sounds like the ocean crashing against a sheer rock cliff face. … Not really my bag, but at least the album art makes me wanna stare death in the eye and roll a 20-sided die.
The Warriors‘ Genuine Sense of Outrage is available on Victory August 7th.
11 Jul

When I was a kid, I was afraid Satan lived under my bed. Now that I’m older, I’m pretty confident that the Prince of Darkness probably inhabits a more palatial manor. Based on a true story, The Exorcism of Emily Rose depicts the trial of a priest charged with negligence that resulted in the death of a 19-year-old woman believed to be possessed. I’m sure a whole lot of freaky demon shit is contained therein, but I wouldn’t know. I didn’t watch the trailer because the last time I saw The Exorcist, I nearly soiled myself. I blame my Catholic upbringing. However, feel free to put your immortal soul in danger and check out the clip below.
