Porn producer, Larry Flynt, is making a porno all about the one and only Sarah Palin. The search on Craigslist, yes seriously, has ended. Flynt found his leading lady and the movie is now in pre-production.

“Nailin’ Paylin” has been put on rapid production so it arrives within the next month before the election. There are plans for a threeway with Hilary and Condoleezza look-alikes.

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann (SEE BELOW), who “will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.” In another scene (a flashback) “young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”

A Mexican version of Craigslist is the place to find a discreet, professional hitman. There are tons of hitmen for hire so you can have your pick of the crop! Hitmen, or “sicarios”, have been offering their services on the site and it is not uncommon in Mexico. In 2008 alone, the sicarios have been responsible for 2000 killings. Below are some actual, REAL postings.

“Assassin ex-military professional and discreet. Work guaranteed in 10 days or less. Have worked in Spain. $6,000. Serious requests only” and gives a hotmail address as a contact.

“Problems with a certain person? Do you want me to solve it? Write to me. 100% professional, we don’t take money in advance.”

“I need to contact a killer for a probable contract in the DF (Federal District of Mexico) must be reliable. it is a simple job.”

A 50-year-old man in Tampa, Florida hired a nude maid to clean his house for $100 per hour. I guess hiring a naked maid can really take you to the cleaners. After the woman, Kenna DiMartini, took her clothes off and did some dusting she then managed to rob him of $40,000 of his wife’s jewelry. What I want to know is where she put all the jewels?

The man said he left the woman alone in his bedroom to clean. Bad move, buddy. The man’s wife was out of town caring for her sick mother when he hired the maid on Craigslist.com. She is now seeking divorce due to the incident.

Moral: Don’t hire a klepto naked sexy maid? And if you’re going to spend $100/hour then wouldn’t you at least stay in the room and watch?