It’s summer.  In Chico, that means we get drunk, go down to the olde’ swimmin hole and then get engulfed in the current mess of smoke caused by the 4 billion fires in Northern California.  At the Synthesis, it means that we have too much cool shit laying around, so we’re giving stuff away.

Our Warped Tour/ Guitar Hero contest has been birthed (it’s a girl!) and now you need to adopt that shit.  We’ve got sick band’s signatures all over this thing, and if we were smart we would throw this on Ebay and spend the money on hookers and beer… but we’re not.  How do you with this fine piece of gaming history?  We’ll I would start by watching the video below, then subscribing to our YouTube channel and leaving us a message telling us how you want it more the Cournty Love was her soul back (who names a baby girl Francis Bean, anyways?!).   Here’s Alex from Cobra Starship reppin it.

On April, 8th 1994 an electrician found Kurt Cobain’s body in a spare room above his garage, dead from a self inflicted shotgun wound. Near his body was the following note:

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In all my childhood I never once hoped that I would get a job bitching about pop singers on the internet… oh how the times have changed…

Ok, back on track. Britney Spears’ child custody hearings apparently aren’t going so well. Some big shot LA attorney told the press that there is a secret witness that will be introduced to the whole closed door free for all. The unknown man has accounts of Spears alleged drug use in front of her kids. If this dude blows the cover off the whole situation, you know who’s getting the little inbreds? Fuckin K-Fed. I don’t know whats more worthless, Federline’s intellect and parenting skills or the fact that I took time to blog about it.

Another thing, this whole Courtney Love act isn’t cool anymore. Thank god Francis Bean Cobain-Love (best name ever) seems to have her shit together enough to not already have a coke habit at 16. Plain and simple, if you have a ton of cash and jack up your kids heads, 9 times out of 10 its going to bite you in the ass. Just look at the Bush family. Hell, at least his daughters are good looking. /rant.

Finally, a woman who understands that guys don’t want some fucking fat ass. Hopefully more girls will get the hint FUCK