I posted a Nature Boy blog earlier, so might as well continue the trend for laughs. In this particular installment, Vader and Flair are gunning for Hogan, and Flair looks like he just stepped out of a Cure video. Yeah, man. These guys did lots of cocaine…

There was a huge drug bust at San Diego State today. Nearly 100 people arrested for selling drugs in “Operation Sudden Fall”. 75 of them were students, more than a few of them studying for a degree in criminal justice and homeland security. The DEA infiltrated seven frats, where students regularly bought coke from frequently enough for one of the Theta Chi bros to send out mass text messages to his “faithful” customers advertising a sale on cocaine.

Check out the confiscated items list: four pounds of cocaine, 50 pounds of marijuana and 350 ecstasy pills. Authorities also confiscated a shotgun, three semiautomatic pistols and $60,000.

DAMN! Kids these days!

In order to help paint her opponent Barack Obama as the “elitist” candidate, on the heels of his recent remarks in San Francisco that small town Midwesterners “get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations,” Hillary Clinton took shots of Crown Royal and ate a slice of pizza with Indiana supporters on Saturday. Hopefully this marks a new turn in the contest for the Democratic nomination, in which Clinton and Obama see who can party hardest. Maybe Obama will start doing cocaine again. But that might be a little too “elitist.” He should probably switch to Meth, and really get after that small town vote!

The reason is you can do pretty much whatever the hell you want. Like if you’re Robin Williams and you decide “fuck it, wifey’s getting old, and that artist I was introduced to at that party was making eyes. It’s ON.” Pretty sure that’s exactly how it happened. The celebrity-gossip blogosphere is BUZZING with the news that Funnyman Robin Williams has been boinking 27-year-old artist Charlotte Filbert. This was originally reported by the bastions of supermarket aisle integrity, The National Enquirer. No, I’m pretty sure they didn’t use the term “boinking.” That’s all mine. Trying to bring that one back. The pair were introduced by mutual friend Ally Hillfinger (erstwhile television personality and daughter of Tommy).

In the Feudal Age Kings could be - and indeed were SUPPOSED to be - dirty old men. In fact, for us mere mortal men, that’s like the one thing we have to look forward to once the pubes go gray: being a dirty old man. Infidelity aside, I can sympathize with poor Williams, 56 years old, famous and deciding he wants to fuck something that less resembles a baseball mitt (no offense to soon-to-be former Mrs. Williams, I’m speaking in general here).

Wait, never mind. Yeeeeeichh. Maybe 25 years ago… The couple had been separated for upwards of two years (as some reports claim), and divorce papers were filed on 3/21/08. Now the Williams will be working out the blood money…and this claim surfaces two weeks after the papers were filed? COINCIDENCE?

I guess that’s one thing that separates Feudal Royalty from Today’s Stars: You still gotta pay out the nose for your misdeeds. That and you don’t need to worry about getting scurvy.

Besides just turning you into a complete douche, cocaine it turns out, is also very eco-unfriendly:

A panel of scientists meeting at the Natural History Museum in London last week detailed how the production of the drug and its trafficking affect biodiversity and contribute to climate change. The production of a gram of cocaine means the destruction of four square metres of Colombian forest, they said, raising the question of which supermodels, popstars and city types should be lined up with hummer drivers and big game hunters in the environmental most-wanted stakes. Colombia is one of the most biodiverse countries in the planet, and also the biggest cocaine producer. Bad combination.

Cocaine production is a threat to environment is all its stages, said Liliana Davalos, lecturer in Molecular Ecology at the Open University, UK. The first step of the cycle is the destruction of forest to plant coca. Every year, 100 thousand hectares of Colombian forest is destroyed for this end. The plantations also use tons of herbicides that are forbidden in many other countries. Since the UK is one of the world’s largest consumption markets for cocaine, it makes concerns about organic tomatoes and pesticides seem futile.

The more eco-friendly stimluant choice, said the scientists is coffee:

Coffee from shade trees cultivation farms, where the bushes are grown in the shadow of native taller trees, is a much more eco-friendly option. “Biodiversity in these plantations is almost as high as in primary forests,” said botanist Sandy Knapp from the Natural History Museum.

Besides, research has shown that coffee and cocaine act on your body in basically the same way. Guess you just have to drink a lot more of it.

Daisy De La Hoya, recently famed for her role on VH1’s Rock Of Love, has found her way into tabloid news with a recent Myspace picture. And although I never would have guessed it, it seems that Daisy enjoys an occasional whiff of the old coca leaf. But hey, “ITS JUST FLOUR!!! LOL.” Well thank goodness for that, because I was ready to be offended. Have a look at some of the banter from this particular shot. There’s some really astute commentary, such as, “Great pic!! Love all the elements about it.”

While you’re taking in Daisy’s personal page, I dare you to have a listen to some of her music. The songs are so bad that they are in fact enjoyable. I would love to have a window into the recording session… Daisy, scantily clad, sings off-key amidst a sea of silk shirt wearing leeches yayed out of their minds; dudes with 12-inch surgically enhanced schlongs hang around just waiting to bone down, all the while a millet-brained producer head-bangs, truly believing that the music rocks.

Funny…it almost doesn’t seem real that songs like “Pretty Messed Up,” “Save Me,” and “Welcome To Heaven Daisy” can actually exist. But then again, Rock Of Love is in its second season. I suppose it’s only a matter of time before a Bret Michaels/Daisy sex tape surfaces. Depressing, maybe?