Hey there, remember when To Catch A Predator went to Riverside, CA and had a woman act like a 13-year-old boy to lure in creepy old men so Chris Hanson could pwn them?

Her name is Del Harvey, and she’s pretty much my ideal woman.

I also found her MySpace. Afterwards I neglected to take any further action because I would imagine she has a strong aversion to people who solicit other people on the Internet with romantic interests. Plus, I’m really shy, even on the Internet.