For some reason, Dashboard Confessional have decided to post the majority of their back catalog for streaming on their Myspace. This includes my two personal favorites, the So Impossible EP and the Summer’s Kiss EP. Today I’m going to pretend like it’s 2002, when I had a mini-disc (yeah, that’s how long ago this was) with the first two Dashboard records, the two aforementioned EPs, and the Further Seems Forever record that Chris Carraba sang on all back to back to back, that I used to torture my coworkers to no end. Today is officially Dashboard Confessional day in the Synthesis office. BE PREPARED!!!11

The thing about Chris Carrabba, aka Dashboard Confessional, is you know he was one of those dudes who probably ruled at sports and slayed a bunch of gash all through high school, before later on deciding to win at Hella Emo Vox. Thus, he has little patience for bitchmade nerds whining on the internet about bands trying to sell records:

Stop grieving over the fact that some kid at your school that doesn’t dress like you and gets more dates than you do likes Say Anything or Paramour or My Chem or whoever— and listen to the music. And for God sake stop reading message boards and go listen to a real band, in real life, out in the real world, right fucking now!

SO GANGSTA! That my friends, is why Dashboard Confessional is STILL my shit. Forget about it.