We look forward to seeing this whole publicity stunt exploding in a fiery ball of deflated egos and hair plugs. A bald David Lee Roth back with a Michael Anthony-less Van Halen seems about as exciting as watching a young black man sing about Chocolate Rain. Oh, wait, maybe it will rule then!

This is the new trendy internet song produced by TayZonday (over 300,000 views on YouTube and several parodies born). Some forewarning, it is a super duper obnoxious style but the lyrics are priceless. You’re welcome.

Check out some selected lyrics of this pop-hit:
“…Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate Rain
Its the fear your leaders call control

Chocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you’re insane
…”