The recent monkey-faced pig born in China, is just one stellar example of the neurological malformation Holoprosencephaly, which causes animals, and humans to be born with severe facial deformities that sometimes can resemble the cyclops of ancient legend.

The most well known of these is the recent birth of Cy, the Cyclops kitten. But there have been human cases as well, most resulting in still birth, but still presenting interesting fodder for inspection. If you don’t get scared by shit that’s real, click read more

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wearing scrunchies! AND ugly tights!!

yes, I know that collectively they look like the 8 year old girls who would normally sport such atrocity BUT don’t be fooled!

these bitches are grown ass women (well, maybe not the Chinese ones according to this here) and should be tried as so for continuously committing crimes of fashion.

CALLING ALL CARS!!!!

it’s not 1990 anymore people. yes, I know you were born the in the 90’s but I’m sorry, it’s shit is ridiculous.

Shawn Johnson, Nastia Liukin and the rest of you bitches need to pawn off your shiny medals and Nike contracts for some new clothes, hair accessories and maybe even some growth hormone because being 18 and barely topping 5′0” or weighing 90lbs is NOT NORMAL!!!

but shizzz… i guess if it can make you do some of the sick shit i saw in this video below AND kick the Chinese’s ass, then who cares right?

The thing about gymnasts is that usually they look more like steroid abusing midgets than they do actual human girls, not to mention the fact that they’re like 16 or whatever (or in the case of China, 13). You would think that chics who can do the splits and do a standing front flip would at least be kind of hot, but for the most part the only dudes jocking Olympic gymnasts are internet pedos. However, last night I was watching the individual womens gymnastics competition (yeah, I know) and the American broad who ended up taking home the gold medal, Nastia Luikin, was actually not a bobcut troll like the majority of competitors, but was actually almost physically attractive, aside from the terrible style that seems obligatory for world class gymnasts, not to mention 18. I figured it would be worth lurking moar, and lo and behold, like most other actual people, Nastia Luikin has herself a myspace page, with pics of her IRL. What’s up now? Advanced lurkers probably already figured out that that’s just a jocker myspace, and that her own myspace is here. If you’re a 20-year old emo-bro in Plano, TX and you’re not hitting the add button right now you’re blowing it bro!

Chinese authorities have put a “secret” ban on black people. The authorities have requested that during the Olympic Games in Beijing next month, all bars surrounding the Games must deny service to black people and “other social undesirables.” The Public Security Bureau is requiring that service be denied to black people and Mongolians.

“Uniformed Public Security Bureau officers came into the bar recently and told me not to serve black people or Mongolians,” said the co-owner of a western-style bar, who asked not to be named.

The local authorities have been cracking down on blacks and Mongolians in an attempt to stamp out drug dealing and prostitution ahead of the Games, the proprietors said.

A few months ago, police launched a violent sting on black men drinking in the Sanlitun bar district, and a notorious nightclub largely populated by Mongolian prostitutes was also shut down.

Guess it isn’t a secret anymore because it’s posted all over the internet. Bad move.

Care2 is working to keep ivory where it belongs & you can help! Ivory belongs on elephants but China has recently been noted as the largest consumer of illegal ivory in the world. This needs to stop, so take action! Go to the Petition Site to protect elephants - it only takes a couple minutes to sign! Below are some of the sad facts and information on why the practice of elephant poaching can not continue. Look how cute! Save them!

The rising demand for ivory in China and the country’s illegal ivory market is driving an increase in elephant poaching.

In just two weeks the governing committee of one of the largest conservation agreements in the world could decide to grant a one-time sale of ivory from South Africa’s stockpile to China.

More ivory on the market, legal or not, will only lead to more killing of elephants.

Despite its considerable efforts, China has been unable to control the illegal trade of ivory across its borders and within its country.

This proposal to allow China to legally import ivory from South Africa’s stockpile will be considered from July 14-18 at the 2008 meeting of CITES (Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora).

Damnit. That’s what you get for not fully fact checking and especially paying close attention to dates. The lunar eclipse and satellite shoot-down madness already happened. No nuclear holocaust (awwwwww.). This slip-up makes this post even funnier and probably more idiotic, and certainly puts distress on my non-existent blogging reputation. I guess I could change my alias, since everyone tries to pronounce it, but can’t (hahaha suckers.). Or I could just take it down in an attempt not to look like a jackass, but Daniel Taylor already knows, so I am basically screwed. (rawr)

Sorry, no Lunar Eclipse or Nuclear War. Didn’t mean to get your hopes up, but it’s not like you’re going to have to wait much longer.