Fatties everywhere are stricken with grief today, as Lean Cuisine has recalled OVER 9000 pounds of chicken meat. The chicken in question is said to have traces of blue plastic shards, which is basically shrapnel from a Tupperware war. The recall is affecting over a million boxes of the healthy meals, which is definitely going to result in some hilarious law suites.

Utah-based Nestle Prepared Foods Company has recalled three varieties of frozen Lean Cuisine chicken meals, two of which were distributed in Oregon.

The entrees might contain small pieces of bright blue plastic, a high health risk, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspection Service. Those meals are: Pesto Chicken with Bow Tie Pasta, Chicken Mediterranean and Chicken Tuscan, all produced between August 18 to October 27 and distributed to retail establishments nationwide.

The recall of roughly 1.2 million packages of food impacts Oregon shoppers who bought the products at Portland-area Albertsons stores and Clackamas Safeway stores.

One item — the Pesto Chicken with Bow Tie Pasta, production code “8280595912″ marked “Best Before MAY 2010″ — was not sold in Oregon, according to Nestle spokeswoman Roz O’Hearn.

But the other items were sold in Oregon.

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