Today John McCain returned to the campaign trail, this time sans running mate/celebrity Sarah Palin. The crowds, needless to say, did not go wild. In fact, they didn’t even bother to show up:

John McCain returned to the campaign trail on Monday, only this time without his popular vice presidential pick, Sarah Palin. The results were somewhat less than enthusiastic. As reported by MSNBC’s First Read, the Republican presidential nominee addressed a crowd of roughly 3,000 people in a stadium that seats 16,000.

A McCain spokesman was appalled by the low turnout, telling us:

I could be writing about the bomb that blew up the Indian Embassy, or the amount of Americans killed in Iraq last week, but WHAT A BUMMER MAN! I know you’d all rather hear about the Lovely and Talented Nicole Kidman and her Lovely and Talented baby girl, Sunday Rose.

Sunday Rose? Really? Actually, it’s not terrible for a celebrity baby name. It’s no Dweezil though.

From BBC:

Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman has given birth to a baby girl called Sunday Rose in Nashville and both are doing well, her spokeman has said.
He said the couple were “delighted” to announce the birth, and that the baby weighed 6lb 7.5oz.
“Keith [Urban] was by Nicole’s side and mother and baby are very well,” he added.
It is the first child the actress has given birth to. She has two adopted children, Connor and Isabella, with former husband actor Tom Cruise.

After David Letterman totally bashed Spencer Pratt I thought and hoped that maybe Spencer and Heidi would go away for awhile. A LONG while. But my dreams were crushed when Heidiwood, her new clothing line came out. I mean really? Who would want to look like that girl after her romp on the beach in that terrible music video, the skimpy bikini and the bad boob job? Heidiwood is an Anchor Blue line sold at Wet Seal. It’s pretty boring and cheap looking if you ask me and has some hideous animal prints. Bad designs all around. Who does she think she is, Lauren Conrad? Maybe she should actually go to fashion school and not just use her crappy “celebrity” status. At least she has one fan! .. Spencer Pratt the douche-iest man in Hollywood!

P.S. Your boyfriend is a MAJOR tool.

Here’s an example of Heidiwood. Hookers get fitted!

Jacob the Jeweler is well known for getting big name celebrities iced out. He sells custom, high-priced jewels and is mentioned in plenty of hip-hop songs. Jacob Arabov was given federal charges back in June of 2006. He violated federal drug laws by laundering $270 million! The indictment was linked to a drug organization titled the Black Mafia Family and involved Arabov along with 23 others. He will have to forfeit at least 30 pieces of jewelry, cars and residences.

It is now two years later and the 43-year-old Jacob Arabov pleaded guilty to lying to the Feds and making changes in his legal documents. The drug ring was transferring through multiple states and Arabov continued to lie about the information he knew or was involved with. This means prison time fo him! Hopefully he isn’t someones boyyyfriend.

The king of bling is sentenced to two and a half years in federal penitentiary. Who will ice out Diddy now?

The Chris Farley Show is the official biography of one of the most iconic comedian and actor in history. It was written by Chris’s older brother Tom Farley Jr. who manages the Chris Farley foundation. It touches on every part of his life, even his struggle with drugs and his horrific death that affected millions.

Farley was known as the overweight, sweaty motivational speaker and king of comedy. Some of his memorable skits include being the irresistible Chippendales stripper on Saturday Night Live and playing the underdog hero, Tommy Callahan, in the film Tommy Boy. Farley’s life goal was to bring laughter into everyones life and he excelled at his passion.

The book remembers Chris Farley through friends and relatives. It shows a different, more sensitive side of the funny man as well as his love for comedy. The book features over 100 new interviews with other people in the business like David Spade, Lorne Michaels, Chris Rock, Alec Baldwin, Janeane Garofalo and more.

Farley lived to make people laugh and his sudden death was a tragedy around the world. It is a tell-all story that includes a portrait of his family trapped by his drug addiction and the difficulty his father went through to bury his son. He was eventually torn apart by his inner most thoughts but he needs to be remembered as an amazing person and extremely talented comedian. There will never be another like him and he will never be forgotten.

It is on the bestseller list so go pick up a copy! Man, I loved that guy .. RIP

This picture frightened me even more than this post.

Way too early to see this pop up on my computer screen, especially before coffee. This photo is of New York wealthy socialite, Jocelyn Wildenstein. The media has properly nicknamed her as “Cat Woman.” Her husband had an affair with a Russian supermodel which must have turned off her ability to think straight because it sparked her series of plastic surgeries. $4,000,000 to look this scary? And she used to be so pretty..