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I still want Hex the way he is.

I promise that should the owner give me the adorable 6 legged kitten, I will love it, and pet it, and feed it, and call him George….

The adorable lil bugger, known as “Hex,” (which is a bad-ass name for a cat, six-legged or otherwise) was born as a conjoined twin that fused together in mamma cat’s womb. Now the owner is trying to raise money so that Hex can have surgery to remove the extra legs.

From CBS affiliate:

The vets say Hex will need surgery to remove the duplicate lower legs and intestinal surgery to remove the part of the colon which is duplicated.

The surgery needed to remove Hex’s duplicate hind legs will cost anywhere from $24-hundred to $3-thousand. Hex’s family say that amount is going to be difficult for them to manage.

WHAT?! This is fucking lame on so many levels!

First off,who would wanna ruin a perfectly good six-legged cat? In some Hindu villages, that shit would go over like it was heaven-sent…not to mix religious metaphors, but you know what I mean. Maybe the world needs a six-legged cat. I know I do. I will gladly take the kitten and raise it as my own to save its extra two legs.

Furthermore, who thinks it’s a good idea to pay for surgery for a cat? When human beings in dire need of medical care can’t even afford it? Spend $3,000 on a cat? What kind of misanthrope would do that?

CATS MAKE THOUSANDS OF NEW CATS EVERY DAY. Many of them end up in animal shelters, or as strays. There are plenty more. Here’s an idea: get another one. And leave poor Hex alone.

I mean, perhaps Hex having 6 legs is life threatening, but I say let fate decide if Hex was meant for this world.

Actually, it’s kinda funny. This skit features Tim & Eric as well. Good for an uncomfortable laugh.

Burger and Fries is not a very happy cat. Don’t worry though, for once this video does not involved any kind of animal getting its throat cut or getting skinned alive or anything. Its just a cat thats hella bummed on life. As opposed to the below cat, who seems pretty pumped about life, even after getting its ears pruned off. Maybe its just glad that its a cat in Japan, as opposed to a dolphin. We know what those fuckers do to dolphins.

thanks for making my day, everyday, Cute Overload!