As reported online this weekend by Newsweek, a search of public vehicle records finds that John McCain and his wife own 13 cars, as opposed the one owned by Barack Obama and his wife. Whatever this means, if anything is up to you of course, but a few of the makes call into question McCain’s previous assertions that he has “bought American all his life.” It also, of course, goes alongside the previously discussed matter of how many houses the McCain’s own (eight, in a few different states) as opposed to the Obama’s single residence in Chicago. For the high res, uncropped version of the handy chart above, go here.

In b4 liberal media

In the episode of Family Guy where Peter gets Death (Adam Corolla) a date with an awkward pet shop owner, Death and the girl go out to a coffee shop. The conversation goes quiet, and Death, trying to perk up the unbearable scilence, asks, “So, have you been on the internet? They’ve got some crazy things on that internet”.  Death was undoubtedly talking about people that have sex with cars.

Mechaphiles, or people with a fetish towards machinery, are a quiet group of people in the sex world, but they do exist. Forums like Sex With Cars allow people with like-minded interests about fornicating with cars, boats, etc. to come together, although most of these sites seem to be pretty dead in terms of activity.

After a tad of research and some really creepy mental pictures, I’ve come to realize there are actually people out there into weirder shit than me (hell, some people would claim that getting peed on with an apple in my mouth, tied up like a roasted pig while Disney’s Bambi is playing in the background isn’t that weird in the first place). Anyways, after the jump is the complete guide to having sex with cars… I don’t know if it’s appropriate for minors, but I’m pretty confused about the whole topic in general.

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These are some of the sharpest UFO photos ever taken, from one of my particular favorites. The sighting, which occurred near Zdany, Poland in 2006, shut down two passing cars. The photographer did not seek fame and disregarded public attention. Read about the incident here.