Looks like American idol hopeful David Hernandez has gotten himself into a bit of hot water. It turns out the 24-year-old star of terribly soul-less cover songs did a three-year stint as a nude dancer at Dick’s Cabaret in Phoenix, AZ. Dick’s Cabaret… Wonder what their clientèle mainly consists of…

So yeah, Hernandez used to wiggle his Johnson for dollar bills. No report yet on whether or not he gets kicked off the show. You know how America feels about what we teach our children. We would NEVER ALLOW OUR CHILDREN TO IDOLIZE STRIPPERS…

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Never. Though photos of him stripping have yet to surface, VFTW uncovered a few other ‘playful’ photos.

This is probably the best thing that’s happened on the internet EVER