Sinead O’Connor reportedly expressed fealings of sympathy for Britney Spears on Oprah today. Check this out while I fine some file photos:

“She had two babies within the space of two years, (there) doesn’t seem like a terrible amount of support from the people around her,” O’Connor said.

O’Connor said it seems the media is constantly watching for Spears to make a mistake raising her children, but that no parents are perfect.

“I think to attack someone as a mother is very dangerous,” she said. “I would say that’s what puts a young girl on a precipice which is very, very dangerous, in my opinion. Some people may end up really regretting the way they’re treating her.”

Heeere we go, check the resembleance:

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She loses:

He wins:

Good luck, guys:

In all my childhood I never once hoped that I would get a job bitching about pop singers on the internet… oh how the times have changed…

Ok, back on track. Britney Spears’ child custody hearings apparently aren’t going so well. Some big shot LA attorney told the press that there is a secret witness that will be introduced to the whole closed door free for all. The unknown man has accounts of Spears alleged drug use in front of her kids. If this dude blows the cover off the whole situation, you know who’s getting the little inbreds? Fuckin K-Fed. I don’t know whats more worthless, Federline’s intellect and parenting skills or the fact that I took time to blog about it.

Another thing, this whole Courtney Love act isn’t cool anymore. Thank god Francis Bean Cobain-Love (best name ever) seems to have her shit together enough to not already have a coke habit at 16. Plain and simple, if you have a ton of cash and jack up your kids heads, 9 times out of 10 its going to bite you in the ass. Just look at the Bush family. Hell, at least his daughters are good looking. /rant.

Kanye West backs up Britney’s terrible performance sayin’, “Man, they were just trying to get ratings, and they knew she wasn’t ready and they exploited her,” on Sirius Satellite’s Morning Mash Up.

I know someone else that’s just tryin’ to get record sales. Kanye, the shit sells itself. Don’t jinx it with stupid commentary on dumb broads.

Next to flop?

11 times?:

Los Angeles - 7 December

Las Vegas - 8 December

New York - 11 December

London - 15 December

Cologne - 20 December

Madrid - 23 December

Beijing - 10 January

Hong Kong - 12 January

Sydney - 17 January

Cape Town - 20 January

Buenos Aires - 24 January

This is probably the best thing that’s happened on the internet EVER

Britney may be no coke-head Lindsey Lohan, but she’s just as crazy and probably more dangerous. The poptart not only has custody of her two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James, but also a poor little pooch with a little bit of IBS.

 At a recent OK! Magazine shoot, Britney not only ruined a $274 dollar designer dress by wiping her greasy money-grubbing digits on them (Brit, that’s not the quilted quicker-picker-upper..) but her dear doggy also took the time to do number two on a pretty little $6,700 gown. I guess Brit’s not only full of crap put her pooch is, too…

 Brit tried to pull some MAJOR damage control and begged OK! to disregard her actions during the shoot (there were also some rumored open-door bathroom visits and the constant need to complain about the length of her skirt) but OK! says “NO WAY!” and plans to publish a full account of the disaster in the next issue. You can read a bit about the poptart tragedy here, but I’d personally wait for the magazine so I get to full visual and all the giggles I could ask for.

 Silly little popstars.. didn’t your mommies ever teach you to use napkins and wear underwear?

In other news, Lindsey Lohan is also a nutcase. See here for details.