Seriously? They couldn’t think of anyone a little more deserving? Guess not because Vegas club Prive will be presenting Britney’s ex with the honor at a blowout private ceremony and party.

Kevin Federline is the father of four kids; 2 with ex Shar Jackson and 2 with ex Britney Spears. Federline is hosting a party at Prive, in the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, where he will be named “Father Of The Year” on June 13th. Any good dad would spend Father’s Day at a Vegas nightclub without their kids, right?

Admittedly, this is a little harsh, even for Maxim. The culture magazine has recently posted its ‘Unsexiest Women Alive’ list, and the results are a little bit shocking. Sex & The City’s Sarah Jessica Parker came in first, and apparently shes not happy about it.

Parker: “Do I have fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men’s magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest woman in the world? Wow! It’s kind of shocking when men… It’s so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger, so it was surprising to me that more people didn’t talk about the providence of it, that it’s coming from these men. [...] It’s condemnation, it’s insane. I guess you can’t please all people. But I played a lot of parts, women that are really interesting and attractive to me. Obviously someone thinks I’m palatable to some degree.”

By fluke chance, it just so happens that this poll and Kristin Davis’ sex pics are surfacing months before the much awaited Sex & The City movie is due out. Is it possible that a film based around shoe shopping and gossip will be the next big viral campaign?

The rest of the top 5 is made up by Britney Spears, Madonna, Sandra Oh, Amy Winehouse.

Rufus Wainwright recently told New York Magazine that he is “probably the one person who can really help Britney Spears.”

Granted, Wainwright did a ton of Meth back in the day (and actually temporally lost his vision during an overdose). Legend also has it that he partied with one of the Bush daughters making him kind of a bad ass but seriously - he also told New York Magazine “Britney Spears is basically an analogy for the world. Whereas Judy Garland was an analogy for the world in the fifties and sixties, Britney is now.” Srsly Wtf dude?

Check out the cover of Star Magazine:

That’s right, folks. Britney Spears is presumably preggo again with her paparazzo boyfriend (husband?) Adnan Ghali as the baby’s daddy. (I read that they exchanged marriage vows in Rosarito Beach, Mexico a few weeks ago, but I’m not sure because he’s still technically married to Azlynn Berry.) If this is the case, no one should be surprised. I’m sure Adnan is celebrating with his Cristal thinking, “Man, I just won the lottery.” But I doubt it. America would be terribly disappointed in the judicial system if they gave the baby to Adnan and made Brit pay child support. Right? RIGHT, AMERICA?

I promised good ol’ Brit that I wouldn’t write anything mean about her ever again, because I felt sorry for her. But I still kind of laughed when I saw this 313merch shirt that spoofs an Iron Maiden album cover, Piece of Mind.

Jamie-Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old little sister of everyone’s favorite fallen starlet Britney Spears is reportedly pregnant.

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old “Zoey 101″ star and sister of Britney, tells OK! magazine that she’s pregnant and that the father is her longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. “It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected,” she says. “I was in complete and total shock and so was he.”

And now she’s even more famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah America.