Cell Phone Piano

We recorded piano wizard Daniel Taylor recently dicking around with some phones we had around the office. What was captured was nothing short of brilliant…

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  • Brilliant


    proof. thanks Ms. Nickels.

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  • [The following, written by Synthesis weekly columnist Julia Murphy, appeared in the Synthesis Weekly on Monday, May 19th, 2008. Julia can be reached at ninjatreehugger@gmail.com]

    Peak Oil Losing That Ugly 3,000 Pounds

    The brilliant and sexy Robert Murphy was the one who originally pointed out to me the correlation between summer vacation season and spikes in gas prices. Now, for true we’ve been tracking some crazy gas price increases ever since…well, about the same time the phrase “peak oil” entered the popular lexicon. Some of us have been hearing that phrase for a little longer, but it’s probably safe to say that at least five out of every 10 people have heard of it; the concept that consumption has outstripped supply and it’s just a matter of time before that fact becomes unavoidably apparent.
    Peak Oil
    For the other five, from Wikipedia:

    “Peak oil is the point in time when the maximum rate of global petroleum production is reached, after which the rate of production enters its terminal decline. If global consumption is not mitigated before the peak, an energy crisis may develop because the availability of conventional oil will drop and prices will rise, perhaps dramatically. M. King Hubbert first used the theory in 1956 to accurately predict that United States oil production would peak between 1965 and 1970. His model, now called Hubbert peak theory, has since been used to predict the peak petroleum production of many other countries, and has also proved useful in other limited-resource production-domains. According to the Hubbert model, the production rate of a limited resource will follow a roughly symmetrical bell-shaped curve based on the limits of exploitability and market pressures.”

    Yes, my friends, the age of finity will make many scenarios possible, even likely. Civilian air travel? Not sure how that’ll pan out. To postpone the inevitable, here is an online remedy titled “Six Stupidly Simple Steps to Save Billions of Gallons of Gas”

    1. Lose weight. (900 million gallons).

    2. Synchronized (intelligent) traffic lights (1,000 million gallons)

    3. More expensive gas (450 million gallons)

    4. Drive slower (600 million gallons just for semis)

    5. More people per car (1,500 million gallons)

    6. Increase fuel efficiency to 35 MPG (55,000 million gallons by 2015)

    So freakin’ simple! I’m going to save the losing weight one for last, though, cause bikes get (doing the math from the caloric — which is heat — value of a gallon of gas) an astounding 1,035 miles to the gallon. Or, what, about 57 miles for 2,000 calories.
    So it occurred to me that as we head into the summer vacation season that the thing to do would be to lose that ugly 3000-plus pounds (i.e., your car) and trip the light fantastic, vacaying on yer bike.
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    More after the jump: (more…)

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  • After listening to Stephen Colbert’s NPR interview yesterday, I was reminded just how awesome he is. I haven’t had the joys of cable TV for a while now, which may lead to me buying his book, I Am America (And So Can You!).

    Just look at that marvolous piece of literature. I’m not sure if it’s actually marvelous, as I haven’t read it yet, but if you listened to Colbert read from his book in the Fresh Air episode (above-linked), then you know it’s probably going to be good. Anyway, during the interview they spoke about his White House Correspondent’s Dinner speech, bashing George Bush while sitting an arm’s length away, so I looked it up today…and enjoyed reliving every moment. God Bless you Stephen Colbert…God Bless and keep you.

    there’s a long excerpt of the book after the jump for your enjoyment.
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    Baby Cakes

    thank you Super Deluxe.

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