First Impression: Sara Palin is Bush with breasts. Hot, supple breasts. I am convinced they were both created in the same pod: same silver tongue, same pandering to the simple folk majority, same pig-headed blindness to fact.

Second Impression: McCain/Palin is going to win. Easy. Why? Because there are more simple-minded adult-children in America than rational people who can think about the future. Did Palin actually imply that her ticket was THE VOICE FOR CHANGE? If you believe that, please punch yourself in the face until you lack the ability to vote this November.

Guys with man boobs do it everyday. Now thanks to Rael, a spiritual leader who claims to have been visited by aliens, the fight is on for women to be able to go topless just like men. Exciting?

Go Topless is a Web site that argues that the 14th Amendment of the US Constitution guarantees equal protection for women to go topless anywhere men are allowed. This means almost everyplace in our lovely 50 states!

“Go Topless” seems to me like a movement being pushed mainly by titty-loving men but women also want the freedom to bare their breasts whenever desired. This Saturday, Go Topless rallies will kick off everywhere at noon so let it all hang out without being detained! Go Topless basically wants to kick America’s uptight views when it comes to the body in the ass.

So I guess what I got out of “Go Topless” is: public breast-feeding = bad, freely swinging boobies = good.

Oh those crazy politicians… lets see what they’re up to on the first enstallment of This is Why I Don’t Talk Politics.

It was quoted last week that Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton was acting like a man to try to extend herself to the male population. Ever since then, I’ve been slightly more freaked out than normal watching the news… but thats not even close to how violated I feel now.

Cast in resin and bearing ample cleavage, a bust of the New York Democrat was unveiled this week at the Museum of Sex in Manhattan.

Calling his creation “The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States,” artist Daniel Edwards said he wanted to depict the 58-year-old Clinton “with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom.”

Indeed, while the former first lady’s face is shown with a few wrinkles, Edwards cast her in a low-cut floral dress that reveals her shoulders and chest.

“Her cleavage is on display, prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening,” Edwards said.

I feel abused just reading that lil’ clip. End rant….

In unrelated news, I’ve been wearing the same pair of shorts over a week, and noone here @ the Synth has even noticed… sweet.