Congrats to sex icon and worst actor ever (minus Keanu Reeves) Matthew McConaughey, who welcomed his new baby boy into the world yesterday along with his sexy ass Brazilian girlfriend, Camila Alves.  Let’s face the facts: he’s hot, she’s hot, this baby is either going to be stunning… either that or it’ll be hidious due to the fact he has way too many pretty genes in him.  Here’s so fun facts about McConaughey I learned while I did  my extensive research on the subject:

*Matt was in Angel’s In The Outfield but I can’t recall what role he was.

*Since Angel’s In The Outfield, he hasn’t been in a single good flick.

*He’s fucking ripped, on the beach and smokes pot.

*He likes high school girls, because he gets older, and they stay the same age.

Of all the shocking political news that has come out recently, the fact that United States Rep. Geoff Davis, a Kentucky Republican made a racially slanted remark directed at African American Democratic Senator, and Presidential Candidate, Barack Obama is the most outlandish of all. Northern Kentucky has a long, storied history of being one of the most tolerant places in the entire US. I mean, sure they used to hang black people on trees, but hey, bygones will be bygones! I’m sure the people of Northern Kentucky are so shocked and appalled by this transgression that they will immediately call for the ouster of Rep. Davis, because NO ONE in Kentucky calls a black man “boy” in 2008….right?