Kotton Mouth Kings Live

Video Matt keeps cranking out the vids, so here’s another segment of Kotton Mouth Kings‘ set from their Strange Noise Tour ever.  The filming is so high quality you can almost smell the massive quantity of blunts being passed around.

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  • Last night some friends and I wanted to hang out and have a couple of drinks and pass the time. The problem was, we were (and still are) all broke. So what did we do? I scrounged up 6 dollars worth of quarters and went to my local supermarket. I wanted to get the most bang for my buck so to speak, so I scanned the shelves quite intently looking for the best value. During my search I stumbled upon 24oz cans of ice cold Busch Beer for $1.29 a piece. I hadn’t drank Busch much in my day so I was a little scared, but my financial state facilitated me taking the chance. After tax and CRV it came out to $5.96 for four tall cans. PERFECT!! I have to say I was quite proud of myself for finding such a deal.

    After presenting the goods to my grateful friends I took the plunge and cracked one open to try for myself. To say that I was pleasantly surprised would be an understatement. It tasted good!! We all agreed, and proceeded to drink our beers, laugh, make fun of each other, ask a Magic 8 Ball stupid questions, play with a random neighborhood cat, and get investigated by a passing raccoon.

    Busch Beer, you rule. Truly as smooth as your name.

    Ryan Prado is a drunken buffoon…

    Our very own Ryan Prado is a drunken buffoon, and nobody likes him. And although this isn’t him, it’s a guy acting just like him.

    The Combo Combo!! Get crunk as F!!!

    My friends and I like to drink. We like to drink because we like to get drunk. We don’t like to get so drunk we wake up in a pool of our own piss and vomit (which has been known to happen at times) but we like to see how close we can get to that point while still having a good time. JUDGE ME!!!

    Luckily for us we live in a small college town (Chico CA! What!) and booze is cheap as fuck. Wednesday nights, while dudes in L.A. are standing in line, obeying the STUPID fucking dress code, and paying a 20 or 30 dollar cover just for the privilege of paying 16 bucks for a shot and beer, we here in Chico enjoy what is called “Buck Night”. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, want a beer? One dollar. Want a whiskey coke? One dollar. Shit, last night I paid for a drink with 4 quarters I found on the counter before we left the house! (I know it sounds pathetic, but I’m broke so fuck off.)

    It was on one of these buck nights that we discovered the best way to start off your night of boozing EVAR! It’s called the Combo Combo, in honor of our local shitty 24 hour diner, Jacks. A Combo Combo at Jacks is basically for the people that want one of everything on the menu. At Denny’s it looks something like this, but at Jacks it has way more shit:

    The Combo Combo as it relates to booze is: One shot of Jack Daniels whiskey. One Coke chaser. One Jager Blaster (a full Red Bull with a double shot of Jager served in a pint glass and downed like a shot). One ice cold Bud Light bottled beer.

    When you order 2 Combo Combo’s it looks something like this:

    It’s the perfect way to start off your night because after taking it you can just sip on beers all night to maintain your buzz, and the Red Bull gives you that extra shot of energy you need to build up the courage to go get rejected by a bunch of girls that are way out of your league.

    Get on the Combo Combo train or you are blowing it hard!!! Just remember, don’t go overboard with them or you will end up like this dousche:

    Loss.

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    Whether getting busted for booze (twice) or fueling pre-marital pregnancy rumors with poor fashion choices, Jenna Bush has always been the headline grabber of President Bush’s two lovely daughters, and last night was no different. As a guest on Larry King Live last night, Jenna came clean and admitted that she will not necessarily vote for John McCain in the fall election, and might instead opt for either Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama. Whatever with that though, the real news is that apparently those infamous beach photos aren’t actually her…bahh. But hey, its the internet, so we can all just pretend from now on and eventually, everyone will believe its the truth. AH MEMETICS!e1d_jennabushbeachchange52nn.jpg

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    It’s no wonder that beer drinking can be dangerous, but Sam Adams drinkers now have more to fear than just cirrhosis of the liver. The Boston brewing company issued a voluntary recall of a number of 12 oz. beer bottles today after it was discovered that some third party manufactured bottles have to the potential to contain shards of glass.

    During a routine bottle inspection at one of our breweries, we detected possible defects in a small percentage of bottles resulting in the random presence of bits of glass, most the size of grains of sand, but some small slivers in some bottles as well. Based on this sample, we quickly began testing bottles of Samuel Adams at all of our breweries and identified that the problem appeared to be isolated to a single glass plant of the five that supply us…

    The potentially affected bottles are easily identified by a raised letter and number visible on the bottom edge of the bottle. Affected bottles are embossed with the digits “N35” followed by the letters “OI”. Please see the photo below. Bottles with this coding should not be drunk. SamuelAdams.com

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