A mold of Katy Perry’s awesome 32DD breasts was taken to be auctioned off for some breast cancer thing.  I have no idea what for, but it sounds like a good cause or something like that.  Here’s the video from the making of Katy Perry’s boobie mold.

Democratic Stuff.com probably struck gold with this button.  I can picture thousands of teenage high school students, most of which probably unable to vote, either sporting this bad boy proudly around school or getting their ass kicked by the football team.

Guys with man boobs do it everyday. Now thanks to Rael, a spiritual leader who claims to have been visited by aliens, the fight is on for women to be able to go topless just like men. Exciting?

Go Topless is a Web site that argues that the 14th Amendment of the US Constitution guarantees equal protection for women to go topless anywhere men are allowed. This means almost everyplace in our lovely 50 states!

“Go Topless” seems to me like a movement being pushed mainly by titty-loving men but women also want the freedom to bare their breasts whenever desired. This Saturday, Go Topless rallies will kick off everywhere at noon so let it all hang out without being detained! Go Topless basically wants to kick America’s uptight views when it comes to the body in the ass.

So I guess what I got out of “Go Topless” is: public breast-feeding = bad, freely swinging boobies = good.

It’s been a tough morning for me ever since Howard Stern announced Playboy Playmate Shawn Carla Hektor as Miss Howard TV August 2008. Oh! The trials that have come to pass since then.

I’ve had to search for pictures of her ALL MORNING. Let me tell you - it’s tough to find a shot without her boobs exposed. Today’s gonna be just ruined for me! Gha!

Google trends.  What woudl I do without you?

Yes - I know the latest Mariah Carey release is yet another sign of the apocalypse. Want another sign? Watch little miss top heavy in her Good Morning America performance (it looks like her clown boobs almost made her fall down the stairs). It starts awkward and just continues to get worse.

I liked her better when she was crazy

Please somebody make it stop.

Beats and boobs: two of the best things in the world, together again. What more could you ask for?

Thursday, Sep 27th, if you live in the SF Bay Area and love either art, music, food, fashion or ta-tas, you should definitely attend Beats4boobs. The event is put together to raise breast cancer awareness in the Bay Area community, and this will be their biggest boobs yet. Sorry, biggest event yet. I’m easily distracted.

This year’s celebration will be the largest Beats for Boobs fundraiser to date, aiming to raise $15,000 to support Bay Area organizations specifically devoted to the eradication of breast cancer through research, education, screening and treatment.

Check out the Beats 4 Boobs web site for more information on the event. And if you go, be sure to watch my friend Colleen shake her stuff while fire dancing with her troupe at around 10 PM. She’ll be the hottest one spinning poi.