It’s been a tough morning for me ever since Howard Stern announced Playboy Playmate Shawn Carla Hektor as Miss Howard TV August 2008. Oh! The trials that have come to pass since then.

I’ve had to search for pictures of her ALL MORNING. Let me tell you - it’s tough to find a shot without her boobs exposed. Today’s gonna be just ruined for me! Gha!

Google trends.  What woudl I do without you?

Yes - I know the latest Mariah Carey release is yet another sign of the apocalypse. Want another sign? Watch little miss top heavy in her Good Morning America performance (it looks like her clown boobs almost made her fall down the stairs). It starts awkward and just continues to get worse.

I liked her better when she was crazy

Please somebody make it stop.

Beats and boobs: two of the best things in the world, together again. What more could you ask for?

Thursday, Sep 27th, if you live in the SF Bay Area and love either art, music, food, fashion or ta-tas, you should definitely attend Beats4boobs. The event is put together to raise breast cancer awareness in the Bay Area community, and this will be their biggest boobs yet. Sorry, biggest event yet. I’m easily distracted.

This year’s celebration will be the largest Beats for Boobs fundraiser to date, aiming to raise $15,000 to support Bay Area organizations specifically devoted to the eradication of breast cancer through research, education, screening and treatment.

Check out the Beats 4 Boobs web site for more information on the event. And if you go, be sure to watch my friend Colleen shake her stuff while fire dancing with her troupe at around 10 PM. She’ll be the hottest one spinning poi.