Or does not so bad ass Esteban kinda look like Pretty Cool Guy Jack Nicholson with a shitty bolero hat, shitty guitar and a shitty pony tail….?

Jack Nicholson buys pounds of blow.

Esteban blows by the pound.

Hella.

 So its pretty much old news, to anyone who actually pays attention to shit, that Barack Obama did cocaine back in the day. But surprise surprise, suddenly it’s becoming an issue. But who knows, maybe this will play into Obama’s favor. After all, politicians are always talking about trying to get the “youth vote” and I couldn’t think of any better way than chopping it up about doing blow on the weekends. If he would just admit taking some epic bong loads, playing Halo for hours on end and jerking off to Internet Porn he would kick the fuck out of everyone in the primaries. I won’t hold my breath though…