The Synthesis is admittedly a little smug when it comes to the Mac v. PC debate. We have a decent amount of Mac Minis, a series of random Mac desktops and a few MacBooks floating around the office at all times. Is it really necessary that we rock such killer machines for writing blogs and looking at celebrity pr0n? Of course! We’re in the business of serving up internetz, and with that comes a certain responsibility to look hip and trendy and shit. Oh, and to do the massive amount of editing it takes to bring you our Manchild Drink Beer webisodes. Here’s some other super famous people that made the switch.

Oh, and of course Dave Chappelle.

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Our homie and drummer for local awesome radical band Brighten Jimmy Richards announced via Myspace blog today that he is leaving Brighten to go to Africa and then to school right here in good ol’ Chico, as well as to focus on his badass design business, Junior Kickstart:

Hey everyone,

This is a rather depressing blog for me. Something that is not easy to write or deal with right now, but it is something I feel I have to do. I have decided to leave Brighten. Over the last year or so I felt God pulling at me about this. Leading me in another direction. I’m not leaving on any bad terms whatsoever. Alex and Justin have been great about this and weren’t taken by surprise. I’d been talking with them for months and months about this and finally decided.
It’s very hard. Being in a band is awesome. I love being able to meet and share with cool people like all of you all over the world. But it is mostly hard because Justin and Alex are my brothers. I’m going to miss hating ridiculous amounts of time in the van with them and dumb arguments, spitting on alex while playing, making funny videos, talking about life and things going on at home, and so many other things that go on when you spend 24 hours a day 7 days a week 9 months out of a year with people.
This isn’t a pity party. I am just sharing what’s happening in full rather than just peacing out on all of you. You guys (fans and friends) are a huge part of Brighten. I absolutely LOVE that part of it all. Getting to meet all of you is such an amazing thing for all of us in bands. I love talking to each of you.

So what am I doing now?

I am leaving for africa on July 21st. Two weeks. I’m very excited! After that, I will be going to school here in chico. I work full time designing merch for bands (www.juniorkickstart.net). I’m not exactly sure of what I want to do with my life yet, but I’ll figure it out soon enough.

Brighten’s new EP, Early Love, will be available really soon. I’m so proud of Justin and Alex and love what they are doing and everything they are about to do. I know you guys will be too.

If any of you would ever like to talk to me, please keep in touch!
My screen name is : eagersails

It’s been an amazing time,
Jimmy

I’ve heard some fun rumors as to who Jimmy’s replacement might be, but I guess we’ll just have to wait and see how shit pans out. In the mean time, if you’re a label and you haven’t signed Brighten yet, what the fuck are you waiting for? Teen girls everywhere will thank you with money. Promise.

Breath easy internet, I have returned to my blogging post. Over the last week and a half I’ve been journeying up the Pacific Coast with Bear Hunter . As it turns out, when I try and write on my laptop while in the van I start to puke all over my band mates — hence, my absence from Synthesis Blog. Over the next few days I will be recounting my harrowing journey (in between fascinating posts about pop stars getting busted for drugs, children with weird growths on their bodies and general paranoid-paranormal fodder). Get ready, dear readers. Get your asses ready.

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I hate Kanye West. Granted, he makes samples great music, but besides that, the guys has to be the most arrogant artist in the world.  After the whole Bonnaroo incident where he basically anally raped the audience by not playing til 4 in the morning, one would think he would shut his mouth tighter than when he get his jaw wired shut.

Mr. West is back at it again, this time writing a horribly emo (and grammatically shitty) blog that asks why people are ‘trying to plot my downfall’. In the letter, written in almost all caps locks, he complains about how horribly hard it is to maintain his job and how his light show ‘cuts my payday in half’. Last time I checked, 50% of damn near 5 million a night is about what most 3rd world countries make over the course of a decade. The blog is too sad for words, so go ahead and read it in full after the jump.

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