Heavy fucking show last night! Don’t miss the Melvins (in tandem with Big Business) on this tour—you will regret it.

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Here’s a link to our recent chat with Buzz Osbourne of Melvins fame.

From Daily Kos:

This Florida based Gulfstream II jet aircraft # N987SA crash landed on September 24, 2007 after it ran out of fuel over Mexico’s Yucatan Peninsula it had a cargo of several tons of Cocaine on board now documents have turned up on both sides of the Atlantic that link this Cocaine Smuggling Gulfstream II jet aircraft # N987SA that crashed in Mexico to the CIA who used it on at least 3 rendition flights from Europe and the USA to Guantanamo’s infamous torture chambers between 2003 to 2005.

Question, so now that it is out in the open that the war in drugs is nothing but a sham (and has been, um, since the beginning). Who is going to go to jail for this incident? And when are they going to let out the hundreds of thousands of people who fill our prisons for selling drugs? In reality, good ole USA street slangin’ wouldn’t haven’t been possible without the CIA’s successful attempts to flood our country full of mind numbing narcotics and create a generation of addicts.

Another question, why do we pay our taxes? was our tax money used to fly this jet?

I’m not guilty. *You’re* the one that’s guilty. The lawmakers, the politicians, the Columbian drug lords, all you who lobby against making drugs legal. Just like you did with alcohol during the prohibition. You’re the one who’s guilty. I mean, c’mon, let’s kick the ballistics here: Ain’t no Uzi’s made in Harlem. Not one of us in here owns a poppy field. This thing is bigger than Nino Brown. This is big business. This is the American way.
- New Jack City

“How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don’t think.”
-Adolf Hitler

Wake up!

God bless them, I really hope we elect Big Business as President of the United States in 2008. I think they’re running under the Melt Your Fucking Face Big Business/Melvins ticket.

When I see Big Business the only adjective I can think of is “presidential.”

Damn, I guess W really lowered the bar for that.
If you’re a Californian, you have 3 opportunities to check out Big Biz and Isis next week. Don’t blow it.

Hey Interpals!

Been having some trouble with the Myspace show posting thing, they wouldn’t let us enter the venue for some reason.
So for the record:

Sunday, November 18th–Isis and Big Business
in San Francisco at
SLIM’S
333 Eleventh Street
San Francisco, CA

Monday, November 19th–Isis and Big Business in
San Luis Obispo, CA at
DOWNTOWN BREW
1119 Garden Street
San Luis Obispo, CA 93401

and finally
Tuesday, November 20th–Isis and Big Business
in Los Angeles at
THE TROUBADOUR
9081 Santa Monica Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90069

There!

Melvins have some shows coming up around new years, more on that later. Thanks to all who came to our shows this year. We had a great time, hope you did too.
Taste the Power!
BigBiz

The title of this post was originally going to be “In My Room, Furiously Beating Off Until I Cum Blood” but I figured Bill might get pissed off at that one and stop paying me….But really, that’s exactly how stoked I am at the announcement of these upcoming tours.

Seriously, if you claim to appreciate heavy music you must attend one of these shows. (Actually, I can’t personally attest to Man Man’s heaviness, but they sound kinda vaudeville/old-timey, and that’s pretty rad too).

RAD TOURS ALERT:

Big Business w/ The Melvins: September 16th - October 22nd

Jesu w/ Torch: October 18th - October 30th

Man Man: September 16th - October 19th

I will be doing nothing but pushups and curls until these shows, then smoke all sorts of opium right before the shows and be THAT GUY. Look out for me. I mean it. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

Tour Dates after the jump: (more…)

1. Outdated Memes

2. Shameless Linkz

3. YouTube

4. Late Breaking News