The new Circa Survive record is basically hottest shit to come out since the last Circa Survive record, which was the hottest shit to come out since Saosin (which was, you know, Anthony Green’s old band). Basically Anthony Green could sing the phone book over music by the winner of your high school’s Battle of The Bands and it would still be one of the Top 5 emo records of all time. RECOGNIZE.

I always thought a Battle of the Bands should be more like this: