Like Stephanie Miller says, Sarah Palin’s nomination as the Republican VP candidate is straight out of SNL. You sersiouly couldn’t write easier attack points for someone with half a brain to use against the Republican ticket, let alone someone as badass as James Carville, who absolutely pwns all challengers, including some shit brained Republican congresswoman. News might actually be worth watching this week just to see all the carnage.

That being said, I’m really not looking forward to seeing this woman, and her running mate, Emperor Palpatine, most likely win the election this November. After all, never underestimate the stupidity, and duplicity
and utter idiocy of the American electorate. ITS GONNA BE FUN!!11

Something that sounds an awful lot like the as-yet-unreleased new Emery EP, While Broken Hearts Prevail, is currently streaming on Myspace under the name “Carl Winslow”. Whoever it is, it sounds fucking badass.

Rene, our in-office doer of stuff (that’s her official title), is pretty much more of a badass than anyone in this place. On the strength of her recommendation, i am posting this YouTube clip WITHOUT EVEN SEEING IT FIRST. Could be a waterfall, could be porn. I JUST DON’T KNOW! It probably has somethign to do with this.

I sit on MySpace for a big chunk o’ my day. I see EVERYTHING, people. Scandals galore. Sifting through comments is my favorite way to see who’s salting who, so if you’re going to post one, assume it will be read by me and thus everyone. But probably the most annoying thing is random messages. People from all over this damn country message me things like:

“hi brittany. how’s everything in chico going for you? hopefully perfect!

i just wanted to say hello and see whats going on. i was just checking out your page and you seem like a badass! well your a very pretty girl and seem like you’d make a kick ass friend. i hope to hear back from ya soon!

derrick”

Whatever, dude. With 29,000 registered sex offenders on MySpace, this guy looks like maybe he’s one of them. Yup, ya heard me. 29,000 sex offenders - that’s 4 times the amount in May. So becareful, kids. Do your research - data mine.

UPDATE:

I was chatting with a coworker when she mentioned she got the same message from “Derrick”. This isn’t the first time this has happened so I wasn’t too shocked. What did surprise me though is that Derrick deleted his MySpace account as soon as he got a message letting him know that some bitch blogged about him on synthesismagazine.net. They don’t call me the Queen of MySpace for no reason.