25 Nov
Or does not so bad ass Esteban kinda look like Pretty Cool Guy Jack Nicholson with a shitty bolero hat, shitty guitar and a shitty pony tail….?
Jack Nicholson buys pounds of blow.
Esteban blows by the pound.
Hella.
31 Aug

Vladimir Putin is basically a bad ass. He kisses sturgeons like he doesn’t give a fuck, because he doesn’t. I’d like to see our president fish with his goddamn shirt off.

You know why Putin’s so bad ass, he was in the KGB, and the first rule of the KGB is that at no time shall any fuck be given. EVER.

