Here comes Guido Beach.

I’m sure some nice people come from New Jersey, but that’s way too many popped collars for my taste. The video is 7 minutes long, but well worth the watch.

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Breath easy internet, I have returned to my blogging post. Over the last week and a half I’ve been journeying up the Pacific Coast with Bear Hunter . As it turns out, when I try and write on my laptop while in the van I start to puke all over my band mates — hence, my absence from Synthesis Blog. Over the next few days I will be recounting my harrowing journey (in between fascinating posts about pop stars getting busted for drugs, children with weird growths on their bodies and general paranoid-paranormal fodder). Get ready, dear readers. Get your asses ready.

because really, when was the last time you had the term “blasphemy” explained so eloquently?

This is a picture of a giraffe climbing a tree. I found it on /b/ and I like it. Do you? I’ve looked around for more information on giraffe’s climbing trees and have yet to have any success. Maybe its a shoop or maybe its just the one time in history a giraffe has ever climbed a tree, who knows? If you know let me know, so then we can all know. That’s why they made the internet.

I saw this pic on /b/ today and figured it was just some typical Engrish. But then I saw another pic with the same “Say Fuck to China” slogan.

As it turns out there is actually a “Say Fuck to China” website, which explains itself thusly:

By saying “fuck” to China, We dont say “fuck” to the Chinese people, country, food, culture nor history but to the repressive, totalitarian and capitalist Chinese regime.

That’s cool and all, but what I really want to know is what the fuck the other shirt says?