Last time we checked, lil Ronnie for Escape the Fate was going to prison for a long, long time. Well apparently even if you’re confined to the penile system, you’re still allowed to blog. Lil Ronnie has written some insightful little tidbits on his Myspace… check it!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

To Craig Mabbot of Bless the Fall.. Oh, I mean, Escape the Fate..
Current mood: sassy

I didn’t say anything about this before.. But you really are trying to be like me.. Fucking my ex girlfriend now, huh!!.. So… tell me!! How does my dick taste??..Aaaaand my microphone??

How is it living my life?? Must be pretty Rad.. I would know.. Don’t get used to it. When I get out there won’t be much left for you to live in cause the real deal will be back.. But hey, maybe you could sing back up in my band!!…

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Well, Maxwell Green…
Current mood: enlightened

You may say you are over ‘IT’.. But ‘IT’ has only just begun..

A storm is coming, and you can’t stop it..

I would rather be in prison and happy, because I know who I am and what I have become, then be in a band with a bunch of liars and backstabbers..

Like I said before.. I am your foundation.. No matter where you go and what you do I’ll ALWAYS be IN YOUR HEAD!!

You must not remember the day we were all at Omars and you all walk in with your sea shell necklaces and quicksilver t-shirts.! After I got finished, you left looking just like ME.. Cause that’s what you will always be, an image of me and what I made you…

I guess you can’t blame the guy… I mean, his schedule consists of waking up, working out, getting ass raped by a 400 lb. white supremacist named ‘Cindy’ social time, and then hating himself and the person he’s become for the next 22 hrs. of the day.

Between this kid and the Trace Cyrus/Jeffree Star thing, the little shits that are running around as the faces of music are really disturbing me… fuck it.  Our graphic designer is rocking some At the Drive In, so I can’t be too upset, can I?

Who didn’t see this one coming. In the one case that didn’t get fucked up last year (see Lohan, Hilton, etc. for the others), Michael Vick is currently serving his 23 month long ass raping jail sentence for conspiring to run illegal dog fights.  Well, apparently he’s in a little fiscal trouble too.

Vick has filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy due to his outstanding loans.  The 7 top creditors, consisting in part of Joel Enterprises, The Atlanta Falcons and numerous banks, are owed over $12.8 million dollars… which would be hard to pay off considering he’s not playing football anymore, just getting ass raped serving his jail sentence.

Although being happy at the expense of others is admittedly really lame, you have to feel warm and fuzzy knowing that dudes fighting pit bulls will eventually get whats coming to them.