This is so freakishly weird: Several artists thought it would be a smart idea to tattoo pigs for a publicity stunt for farms. PIG ADVERTISING…

Even more tats here. What’s going on?!?!!

Ever heard of Threadless Clothing? It’s this awesome community site where artists submit designs for sale as Prints and T-Shirts. When their design is chosen they win $500 cash and instant web-cred, but that is a story for a different day.

On August 25th they began a sale on all their T-shirts, $9-12 for ANY and ALL T-Shirts!!!! This is your chance to pick up some seriously fresh threads and wear art not advertisements! Because who the hell likes a walking billboard? Go stock up on shirts now before the sale ends September 7th!

Below are some examples of the designs Threadless has to offer.

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Street graffiti artist Slinkachu is pimping snails rides all over London. He uses nontoxic paint to make the wild snails shells look fly. He frees them to roam around again after painting them. AWE they’re so much cuter now!

His project is titled “Inner City Snail - A Slow-Moving Street Art Project.”

Amazingly talented artist, Super Fucker, is hookin’ you up “because you can’t be naked all the time.”

See his work at the SPRFKR MySpace page & Web site!

Like what you see?? Enter here to WIN Sprfkr gear & check out other Synthesis Sweeps!

“I got my momma playin very hard / I’m flirtin’ with sin but I’m married to god…”

When you flip through my CD books you’ll find a lot of indie rock and metal, but not too much hip-hop. It’s not that I don’t have an appreciation for the music, it’s just I hate the braggadocio aesthetic that sets the tone for the majority of hip-hop artists of the last few years.
You also won’t find much in terms of Christian music in my collection…my people get blamed for the crucifixion and I hate getting preached at by the misguided and unlearned. So it might strike some as strange that for today’s Synthesis Artist You’ve Never Heard Of Artist Of The Day, I’ve chosen Virginia Beach Christian rap artist El Prezidino.

I like El Prezbecause he’s working through his issues of spirituality and faith in a way that isn’t preaching as much as telling - his missteps handled with the same thoughtfulness as his strides along a righteous path. There’s a bit of bragging in there, but it’s more focused on his wealth of character, not wealth of material goods. And when he does rap about money, it’s almost more as a self-criticism, in that he should be paying more attention to God and self. I can get behind that, you know. Plus, his beats SLUMP. Check out his music on his Space, and you can find his EP The Warning here.

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The reason is you can do pretty much whatever the hell you want. Like if you’re Robin Williams and you decide “fuck it, wifey’s getting old, and that artist I was introduced to at that party was making eyes. It’s ON.” Pretty sure that’s exactly how it happened. The celebrity-gossip blogosphere is BUZZING with the news that Funnyman Robin Williams has been boinking 27-year-old artist Charlotte Filbert. This was originally reported by the bastions of supermarket aisle integrity, The National Enquirer. No, I’m pretty sure they didn’t use the term “boinking.” That’s all mine. Trying to bring that one back. The pair were introduced by mutual friend Ally Hillfinger (erstwhile television personality and daughter of Tommy).

In the Feudal Age Kings could be - and indeed were SUPPOSED to be - dirty old men. In fact, for us mere mortal men, that’s like the one thing we have to look forward to once the pubes go gray: being a dirty old man. Infidelity aside, I can sympathize with poor Williams, 56 years old, famous and deciding he wants to fuck something that less resembles a baseball mitt (no offense to soon-to-be former Mrs. Williams, I’m speaking in general here).

Wait, never mind. Yeeeeeichh. Maybe 25 years ago… The couple had been separated for upwards of two years (as some reports claim), and divorce papers were filed on 3/21/08. Now the Williams will be working out the blood money…and this claim surfaces two weeks after the papers were filed? COINCIDENCE?

I guess that’s one thing that separates Feudal Royalty from Today’s Stars: You still gotta pay out the nose for your misdeeds. That and you don’t need to worry about getting scurvy.