Last time we checked, lil Ronnie for Escape the Fate was going to prison for a long, long time. Well apparently even if you’re confined to the penile system, you’re still allowed to blog. Lil Ronnie has written some insightful little tidbits on his Myspace… check it!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

To Craig Mabbot of Bless the Fall.. Oh, I mean, Escape the Fate..
Current mood: sassy

I didn’t say anything about this before.. But you really are trying to be like me.. Fucking my ex girlfriend now, huh!!.. So… tell me!! How does my dick taste??..Aaaaand my microphone??

How is it living my life?? Must be pretty Rad.. I would know.. Don’t get used to it. When I get out there won’t be much left for you to live in cause the real deal will be back.. But hey, maybe you could sing back up in my band!!…

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Well, Maxwell Green…
Current mood: enlightened

You may say you are over ‘IT’.. But ‘IT’ has only just begun..

A storm is coming, and you can’t stop it..

I would rather be in prison and happy, because I know who I am and what I have become, then be in a band with a bunch of liars and backstabbers..

Like I said before.. I am your foundation.. No matter where you go and what you do I’ll ALWAYS be IN YOUR HEAD!!

You must not remember the day we were all at Omars and you all walk in with your sea shell necklaces and quicksilver t-shirts.! After I got finished, you left looking just like ME.. Cause that’s what you will always be, an image of me and what I made you…

I guess you can’t blame the guy… I mean, his schedule consists of waking up, working out, getting ass raped by a 400 lb. white supremacist named ‘Cindy’ social time, and then hating himself and the person he’s become for the next 22 hrs. of the day.

Between this kid and the Trace Cyrus/Jeffree Star thing, the little shits that are running around as the faces of music are really disturbing me… fuck it.  Our graphic designer is rocking some At the Drive In, so I can’t be too upset, can I?

Rapper DMX, aka Earl Simmons, was arrested for the SIXTH time this weekend. The rapper was in Arizona where he was arrested for using a fake name and social security number. DMX went to the Scottsdale Mayo Clinic in April of this year where he gave them the name “Troy Jones” rather than his own.

DMX was attempting to use the false name to get out of paying $7,500 worth of medical expenses from the clinic. He is now being held in Maricopa County Jail on felony charges. He was also arrested on May 7, May 9, June 23, June 27 and July 2 of this year. Please explain to me why a famous celebrity like DMX can’t pay a medical bill for $7,500 but can buy as many expensive cars as he wants?

Nate Dogg arrested for terrorism? .. and he wasn’t even in an airport. The hip-hop extraordinaire was arrested around 8:30 a.m. this morning on the 405 freeway in Los Angeles, California.

Nate Dogg’s ex wife called 911 going apeshit, freaking out and yelling while she was driving her car. She told 911 operators that Nate Dogg was dangerously tailgating her and following her down the road. She claims he was making death threats against her. The California Highway Patrol, CHP, finally stopped both Nate Dogg and his estranged wife. Both parties were interviewed and Nate Dogg was arrested on charges of making terrorist threats as well as driving with a suspended license. For some unknown reason rappers can’t figure out how to renew their licenses and registration. It’s not like they ain’t got the chedda.

Last night Jeezy got arrested in Atlanta. He was pulled over around 2:30 a.m. and charged with pretty much everything shitty. His charges include a DUI, speeding, no tags, reckless driving, no proof of insurance and driving with an open container.

Jeezy, aka Jay Jenkins, was released this morning on bail. After recent allegations that Jeezy was involved in a cocaine trafficking ring his reputation is dwindling. He claims his plates fell off in the car wash. Damn Lambourgines. Stay up Jeezy!

Coolio, aka Artis Leon Ivey Jr., was arrested Tuesday on an outstanding misdemeanor warrant. Los Angeles police stopped the rapper for having expired registration and then found that he was driving with a suspended license and had an outstanding warrant.

His Hummer was pulled over at 1:45 a.m. in Hollywood. The 44-year-old rapper - damn, I still remember a youngass Coolio back in ‘95 singing “Gangsta’s Paradise” - was released after only five hours. He posted $10,000 bail.

Former Oakland Raiders great and current Alabama Crimson Tide broadcaster Kenny “The Snake” Stabler went down for his third DUI charge early Sunday morning. The ex-quarterback was picked up on Alabama 59, and now has bail set at $1,000. So haggard…