Rapper DMX, aka Earl Simmons, was arrested for the SIXTH time this weekend. The rapper was in Arizona where he was arrested for using a fake name and social security number. DMX went to the Scottsdale Mayo Clinic in April of this year where he gave them the name “Troy Jones” rather than his own.

DMX was attempting to use the false name to get out of paying $7,500 worth of medical expenses from the clinic. He is now being held in Maricopa County Jail on felony charges. He was also arrested on May 7, May 9, June 23, June 27 and July 2 of this year. Please explain to me why a famous celebrity like DMX can’t pay a medical bill for $7,500 but can buy as many expensive cars as he wants?

Remember in Trailer Park Boys when they decided to not get thrown in jail and instead do pretty crimes? A lot of petty crimes? Well, three crooks in Arizona had a similar notion…$29,000 in copper wire stolen from street lights. Just take another look at those guys up at the top and remember that the adage “Never trust a book by its cover” isn’t 100 percent accurate.

Men arrested with $29,000 in copper wire from street lights

In other news, there’s nothing cool on Google Trends.