Dudes be starting beef!:

Al-Qaida’s No. 2 leader used a racial epithet to insult Barack Obama in a message posted Wednesday, describing the president-elect in demeaning terms that imply he does the bidding of whites.

In al-Qaida’s first response to Obama’s victory, al-Zawahri also called the president-elect—along with secretaries of state Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice—”house negroes.” Speaking in Arabic, al-Zawahri uses the term “abeed al-beit,” which literally translates as “house slaves.” But al-Qaida supplied English subtitles of his speech that included the translation as “house negroes”

We have exclusive video of the latest Al-Qaida missive. Check it out:

I wish I could explain fully what exactly was happening in this video but I really can’t. For the sake of lazy people and Google spidering, I will say that it involves a dude walking around nonchalantly slitting the throats of camels. Who or Why is anyone’s best guess. If you can read Arabic translate that shit and put it in the comments. Thanks to our boy Thug E Fresh for sitting around all day getting paid to find fucked up shit on the internet.