Between the likes of Lily Allen and Amy Winehouse, I think there’s something in the booze over there…

Miss Allen tore it up at the Cannes Film Festival where her father was showing his movie tribute to Princess Diana. She was photographed passed out in the cab on the way back to the hotel (is that a nipslip, too?), a few hours before she was found face down on a table next to a nice floral arrangement after having one too many vodka lychee cocktails, and before that she was photographed flipping someone off, sitting cross-legged, and sans undies. The day before that, she took off her bikini for paparazzi. WTF’s her problem? Close friends say she’s still bummed about a miscarriage in January and until a few weeks ago was in a clinic for depression. I think it’s a shame such a cheeky girl doesn’t put her sharp wit to good use. When asked how she felt about her topless pics, she simply says, “It’s my body. I heard I was a Page Three girl.” Stay tuned for her second album, it’s almost done!

She’s at it again. This time she snorts vodka AKA a “gas chamber shot”. And this is what she looks like afterwards:

And here’s the youtube vid:

I weep for youth.