Before Rockstardom:

After Rockstardom:

As if this week couldn’t get any better in terms of me being able to watch porn at the office, Hills star Audrina Patridge’s nude pics have surfaced to the top of the internets.

Kristin Davis is pretty good looking, but she’s got nothing on this Audrina girl.

Check it:

Oh, and if you’re down for that trashier, crack addicted celeb, check out what found it’s way onto the web:

She’s at it again. This time she snorts vodka AKA a “gas chamber shot”. And this is what she looks like afterwards:

And here’s the youtube vid:

I weep for youth.

Amy Winehouse is going to do her own line… of clothing, or something. I guess it took a little warming up to, but people are starting to dig her Cleopatra eyes, bouffant beehive, and well, in terms of clothes, I dunno. You won’t see me rocking some cutoff shorts, short shirts, and ballet slippers. But I guess they’re focusing more on perfume, hairspray, eyeliner, the obvious.  Here some pics of everyone’s favorite mess…

Cigs not included. But I’m sure she’ll crank out some F*** Me Pumps.

Amy Winehouse’s trial date for a drug possession charge in Norway was postponed this week until further notice.

Super cool Blake Fielder-Civil (Winehouse’s husband who is also involved in the case) can’t make the trip since he’s currently sitting in a jail cell in Britain on assault and bribery related charges.

Anne Vedvik of the Bergen courthouse said Winehouse had been due to appear on Friday and “The hearing has therefore been postponed to an undetermined date.”

Winehouse was arrested at their hotel with her husband and her hairdresser in Norway last October after they were caught with marijuana in their possession. She was later released after paying a 500-euro fine. Interestingly enough, agreeing to pay a fine in Norway is the equivalent of admitting to the charges. This also makes it somewhat difficult
to obtain visas in the future - which is probably why she ran into trouble for the Grammy’s last week.

We here at Synthesis really hope she pulls herself together

This is Amy Winehouse.

This is Amy Winehouse on drugs.

I finally got ahold of the “Frank” album. It’s amazing to hear her talent and motivation she had on that LP, only to be forwarded the video that The Sun somehow got a hold of, which shows Amy smoking crack and searching her drug-riddled home for her lost kitten which she rambles on aimlessly about. The Amy on “Frank” was in love, although troubled, but hopeful and thirsty for fame. This Amy won’t be around for much longer.

I miss her,