If Canadian crackheads are too frail to harm anyone, British crackheads are bitch-slapping monsters. As we already know, don’t f*ck with Amy Winehouse.

A 32-year-old British woman could not fool customs agents in Norway when she came through wearing a bulging wig. They became suspicious of the big wig and turns out she was concealing 2.2 pounds of cocaine under there! The woman had glued the cocaine to her head.

She was detained under suspicion of smuggling cocaine. The agents thought she had a lot of hair and suspected it was a wig. The cocaine was glued so strongly to the woman’s real hair that she had to be taken to the local hospital to have it removed. She is now being held until a formal indictment and trial.

Now Amy Winehouse’s nasty beehive all makes sense.

“YAWN”
“Die already, ya fuckin’ slag.”

Source BBC NEWS

Amy Winehouse taken to hospital

Singer Amy Winehouse has been taken to hospital for tests after fainting in London, her spokesman has confirmed.

She was “doing admin” when she became unwell at her home on Monday afternoon but “quickly recovered”, he added.

Her manager’s assistant was able to stop her falling and Winehouse’s father, Mitch, escorted her to hospital “as a precaution”, the spokesman said.

But is it really shocking anymore? Amy & a friend sing a racist song after being prompted by her husband who claimed he wasn’t taping them. What a great husband-wife relationship! Check out the crack den too. Winehouse is straight filthy.

Amy Winehouse showed up at her husbands court date rocking some serious pizza face. Someone needs to get her some fucking Proactiv or just get her to stop smoking crack for an hour or two:

Not one for arriving on time to visit her husband in prison, Amy Winehouse today spent more than an hour in court supporting her husband who faces charges of assault and conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.

The troubled star sat in the front row of the public gallery as Snaresbrook Crown Court, east London, and smiled lovingly at Blake Fielder-Civil, who smiled back at her from the dock.

Winehouse wore a short blue spotted dress in a clear effort to look smart for her husband’s trial, but the classy clothes failed to hide her alarmingly bad skin.

The singer’s ragged appearance shocked onlookers as she arrived at court.

Really though? Her appearance “shocked onlookers”? Maybe they never saw this:

Or this:

In fact, we have exclusive images of Amy Winehouse without her makeup. Check it out:

I mean, I’m not saying I wouldn’t hit that shit, but you know…..

What does Amy Winehouse do to ensure she doesn’t humiliate herself? She wears diapers. Yep, Lord forbid someone get a snapshot of her wetting her pants or something. Much better to save yourself the embarrassment and put on some pull-ups. Then give the paparazzi a good eyeful. Winner.

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