The F650

Try not to pee your pants, boys… I present to you the Alton Truck Company Ford F-650 SUV. For $200k you, too, can have this bigass tank.

Ain’t she a beaut? 7 doors, Caterpillar 7.2L C7 ACERT engine with 230 hp and 660 lb.-ft. of torque. Hardwood floors, custom captain’s chairs, wireless computer stations and a 42-inch plasma TV inside. F*CKWITHIT!