Two cops in Florida respond to a call regarding an 8-foot alligator in an apartment complex parking lot. Instead of waiting for animal control, one of the two morons decides to wrestle it. After being thrown off, bitten and bloodied, the second cop takes out his gun and shoots the gator twice in the head. These idiots are currently being “reprimanded.” KILL KILL KILL!

Imagine sitting in the park enjoying a nice afternoon picnic, when a man runs over who is bleeding profusely and missing an arm; it happened on Sunday in South Carolina.

Bill Hedden was snorkeling in Lake Moultrie when he was attacked by a 12-foot alligator. The alligator ripped his arm right out of the socket and when rescuers got there they shot the alligator and cut open its belly and retrieved the man’s arm, according to ajc.com

I don’t understand why people do things like snorkel in lakes where alligators live and swim in shark infested waters. Do you really think that people are impressed by that shit? I’m not saying that this guy was purposely putting himself in danger, but what was he hoping to accomplish here? If you know that there are alligators in the water are you really going to jump in and splash around for the hell of it? I don’t think so.

The only things he succeeded to do were ruining a few picnics and giving local authorities reason enough to kill an alligator.