Man urinates on dying woman saying “This is YouTube material!”

Shouting, “This is YouTube material!” a 27-year-old British man urinated on a dying woman who had  collapsed on the street. He also doused her with a bucket of water and covered her with shaving cream. The woman, 50-year-old Christine Lakinski, died at the scene of pancreatic failure.

Check out Video Matt’s interview with New York post-spocks The Honorary Title at the San Francisco stop of their current tour with Cartel. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll hurl. When you’re done, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and watch the 234239 other videos currently featured on our fucking fantabulous YOUTUBE CHANNEL including interviews with the aforementioned Cartel, Paramore, The Fall of Troy, and basically anyone else you would see at The Warped Tour. YA HEARD?

David Attenborough’s piece on the Lyre bird is on some other. Friend of mine showed this clip to me this weekend and I was prety blown away. Even if you’ve seen this floating around on YouTube before, I’m certain you’ll want to see this again.

The Lyre bird mimics all the sounds in its environment. Even if its environment is being taken down by chainsaws.

America’s Got Talent chose David Hasselhoff to sing “This is the moment” for the finalists. Cue lights, camera, Wendy’s restroom attendant.

If this isn’t the BEST FUCKING WENDY’S COMMERCIAL EVER
I don’t know what is.
According to this video and Mr. Taylor’s recent studies, David Hasselhoff will live to be too goddamn old to pay for his children to video tape him piss ass drunk on the floor. At least he’s home safe and not out on the town bending fenders.

Out of respect for the Hoff, and thanks to some duly noted flaws in our society today, pointed out in a conversation I had this morning with friend David Alvarez of Shaolin Temple of Boom, I’ve removed the video and replaced it with a link giving people the option to make the viewing choice.

I personally think Hammerd Hoff is better than no Hoff at all.
But at the same time think if his daughter was trying to get him help, she could have approached the situation in a better way… better than attempting to put her father through much social humiliation and criticism.

Entertainment is entertainment. When the spectator is pushing to get behind the curtain, or even when the curtain is pulled back by loved ones of said entertainer(s) it becomes intrusive. And unfortunately that is the mindset of United States culture today. Entertainment is intrusion. Intrusion is entertainment.

That being said… I would kill for the opportunity to get mashed and eat Wendy’s on the Hoff’s floor with the man himself…

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