Somewhere in China, a turtle is smoking a cig. He started after picking up the smoldering butts Chinese owner Li Yun left in the garden. When he doesn’t get his fix, he gets turtley pissed off!!

“Whenever I smoke it lifts its head out of the water and stares.”

“If I don’t let it smoke, it swims around crazily, scratching the sides of its little pond. It won’t stop until I give it a cigarette and it bites the butt – you can see the tip glowing.”

“Within four minutes the cigarette’s gone.”

A local animal protection society says it wants to have words with Li at Kouqian, China.

A spokesman said: “If the turtle smokes voluntarily, there is little we can do – but we want him to stop making it public.”

Oops. Sorry.

Ok - so I just watched this weeks episode of Entourage and they went into this whole thing about Turtle answering a Craigslist ad that ended up being some chick that wanted to fuck a chubby guy in his 20’s while he wore a pink bunny suit. weird. I’d imagine you’d get pretty hot in that giant bunny outfit…