Big Belly Fat Increases Odds of Dementia Later In Life

Well, it looks like I’m fucked. Guess I better enjoy life now before I turn into a complete vegetable piece of shit…er, I mean a senior suffering from dementia:

Having a big belly in your 40s can boost your risk of getting Alzheimer’s disease or other dementia decades later, a new study suggests.

It’s not just about your weight. While previous research has found evidence that obesity in middle age raises the chances of developing dementia later, the new work found a separate risk from storing a lot of fat in the abdomen. Even people who weren’t overweight were susceptible.

Maybe I just need to start watching Real Girl Thinspo videos on YouTube again. PERFECTION COMES IN A BAGGY SIZE ZERO!!111