She loses:

He wins:

Good luck, guys:

Donald Rumsfeld has stepped down after Republicans lost control of the House, and something about a failed war, corruption and scandal. Do I think things will get better? Probably not, but it’s one less dick in the cluster fuck that is the Bush Administration. Wonder what kind of severance package he’s gonna get?

In related news it has been reported that KFed and Rumsfeld have been a great source of comfort for each other in these trying times. They have been spotted in disguise, teary eyed sharing a parfait.