All over print? Purple and green? Only way the new fives could’ve rode the yellow bus any harder is if Abe woulda put some damn stunna nunna nunnas on .

Representing the East Bay, Ashkon is stepping up the hyphy game to a whole new level son! Peep the video for “Hot Tubbin’” above.

Finally a part of the hyphy movement I can feel good about: Scraper Bikes. Way safer to ghost ride. And you don’t even need to get a lease, relish! Wait a couple months and every suburban white emo kid will be rolling one of these, just like every single emo band t-shirt suddenly looks like a Bape hoodie from 2005. Check the cut from Oakland’s Trunk Boiz:

In case the 12-year-old suburban high school douchebags in all-over-print hoodies and stunner shades weren’t proof enough that crunk/hyphy/etc. al hadn’t jumped the shark long ago, the latest nail in the coffin comes courtesy of our friends at Fearless Records, who today announced their plans for a Punk Goes Crunk compiliation. From the press release:

Fearless Records (Plain White T’s, Sugarcult, Mayday Parade) will release Punk Goes Crunk in April 2008. This compilation will feature popular rock, pop, screamo, and punk artists covering popular rap and hip-hop tracks.

Punk Goes Crunk will include songs off of the never released Immortal Records compilation, Yo! Indie Rock Raps, such as Say Anything, Kenny from The Starting Line, New Found Glory, The Maine, Hot Rod Circut, My American Heart, and Scary Kids Scaring Kids. This album will also include tracks from All Time Low, The Devil Wears Prada, Set Your Goals, and other artists who will be announced soon.

Tell When to Go! DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB

You’ve heard about Hyphy and Going Dumb and all that bullshit, but the REAL shit going down in the Bay is cats like Conceit, Z-man, Eddie K, TopR, MC Willows and all the rest of the Gurp City rellies. Check out this video for “Crumb of the Bay” off of the Z-man and Gpek collabo Don’t Forget to Brag, then go buy that shit at Gurp City and be the REALEST MOTHERFUCKER ON YO STREET!