Good old American Ass Piss is definitely a family favorite. And unlike other varieties of bowel movement, its quick and relatively easy to make! Here’s my secret recipe: 

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 10+ Cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon (to taste)
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1 Pacakge Smart Ground Meatless Vegetable Protein
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 One Large Frozen Yogurt (aka FROYO)
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Mix and allow to marinate for at least 8 hours of Deep Sleep
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Cover with multiple cups of Starbucks Coffee and serve in proper dish
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ENJOY!!!!!111
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