Rumors have been circling for a while, but now the truth has been confirmed and fifteen-year-old, emo-core, teenyboppers everywhere will be slitting their wrists today.

As reported on friendsorenemies.com:

“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes - it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, but we wanted you to hear it straight from us.”
- Ashlee and Pete

It’s a little said that cute little Simpson sister is off the market, but to be honest I lost interest after the nose job. As usual there is some speculation that Simpson is preggers, so be on the lookout for that fall out boy baby bump.

Ahh publicity stunts. This one kind of comes as a shocker, considering these guys are pretty much on the top of their commercial gain to begin with.

Our favorite trend setters Fall Out Boy are making an attempt to break the most worthless world record ever; playing a show in all 7 continents in a span of under 9 months. The big question on everyone’s mind is, of course, how well the Antarctica show is going to do. Do polar bears rock swooped bangs and scene jeans? I digress…

From their website:

Fall Out Boy To Play Antarctica/March 23 Venue Change

Fall Out Boy will be attempting to set a Guinness World Record for the first band to play all seven continents in a time frame under nine months. The band kicked off the record in Johannesburg, South Africa late last summer, then toured through Europe, Asia, Australia and North America last fall. The South American show will take place in Santiago Chile on March 23, followed up by King George Island in Antarctica on March 25, where they hope to receive the Guinness World Record. In addition to setting a world record, the band will be working closely with Greenpeace for the concert in Antarctica to raise awareness about global warming.

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Dallas loves Fall Out Boy. Kinda.
I’m listening to the remix of “…Arms Race” feat. Travis of GCH, Kanye West, Tyga, Paul Wall (w. Skinhead Rob), Lupe Fiasco & Lil’ Wayne (damn thats alotta bling), and for some reason I dig it. I’m loosing scene points with you as you’re reading this, arn’t I?

For those who want to take an adventure into the scene-pop/crunk-hop world, go here

Everytime I Die
Gutter Phenomenon

This album makes me want to skull fuck your mother’s daughter. So basically, you. Unless you’re a dude. Then I guess that would mean your sister.

Fall Out Boy
Take This To Your Grave

Fuck you say what you want Fall Out Boy is legit. At least the fat bald guy that sings and the old dude who plays drums, who are the only ones who play on the record. All those other dudes who do the spin kicks and wreck all the gash are alright too, but I’ll take driving around listening to FOB over seeing that shit live any damn day.